I am a border at stony brook prep school. I have been struggling since I got here and every time I was missing assignments my dad was emailed. Later that day I would get a call from my dad, and often unaware of his built up wrath, I would answer his call; bad idea:
"What the hall are you doing at this school. Get your head out've your ass"
So recently I got a 45% in bio... guess what, My dad gets emailed. I guess you can't cheat school emails... Lifesux...

Sun 28 Sep 2008 by The age old battles-Dad vs. Son | category : What's left | 0 comments | permalink |
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My mother in law ran off to California with a large sum of money that he got from court from a car accident 5 months ago. Somehow word got to her that we just recently bought our own land and our own house and now she wants to come back next week and live with us as soon as she can cause the IRS is now looking for her for money that she still owes and hadn't paid off in California years ago. LifeSux...

Tue 16 Sep 2008 by sumaznwoman | category : What's left | 0 comments | permalink |
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I was recently asked to read aloud, in front of an all male class of some 35 teenaged students, a bulletin handed down from the school administration. It requested the students to get off their bicyles, scooters and alike once they passed the gate. The bulletin read: "Going in and out of the gate, the students are asked to hold their machine in their hand." Fortunately most of the laughter died down before recess. LifeSux...

Wed 10 Sep 2008 by Hatrack | category : Boyz & Girlz | 0 comments | permalink |
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We had just put my best friend's obnoxious little nephew on an early morning plane and were breathing a well-deserved sigh of relief as we let the moving sidewalk take us back to the airport parking lot. Facing each other, we leaned on the railing congratulating ouselves on having survived the ordeal. Neither of us noticed what was ahead until we both suddenly piled up in a heap, head over heals, at the end of the moving sidewalk. LS

Wed 10 Sep 2008 by Hatrack | category : What's left | 0 comments | permalink |
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The other day, my girlfriend finally came over to spend the night, and she was looking great. We had some dinner,a few drinks, and she walks into the bedroom while I'm cleaning up. When I get in there five minutes later, she's already in her pyjamas and fast asleep. So that's why I'm online this late... LifeSux...

Wed 27 Aug 2008 by kudy | category : Boyz & Girlz | 0 comments | permalink |
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During the week-end, I was at one of those endless family parties in front of the photo album, I learned to my dismay that my grandparents used to be nudists...LifeSux...

Tue 26 Aug 2008 by simmy | category : Boyz & Girlz | 0 comments | permalink |
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Yesterday evening I was with a buddy on a bridge, about to light up, when we saw two pretty big guys coming towards us too quickly for comfort. Panicked, we threw our 50 euro baggie of pot into the lake... right before realizing it was just two guys in a hurry... LifeSux...

Tue 26 Aug 2008 by DJcam | category : Cash | 0 comments | permalink |
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A bit broke, I had just come out of a meeting and was selfishly envying the good taste in clothes of a woman who was walking back to her car in front of me. Suddenly she turned around. “I wanted to tell you”, she smiled, “I just love your shoes!” Rather dumbfounded, I swallowed my false pride and admitted having bought them at the local Goodwill. “Oh,” she exclaimed, “Isn’t it great! That’s where I buy all my clothes!” LifeSux...

Wed 20 Aug 2008 by Hatrack | category : Cash | 0 comments | permalink |
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Yesterday, I gave a multimedia presentation to a big client about reference resources on the web. I had already hooked my computer up to the video projector and was getting my notes in order when I heard giggling around the room. The searchwords "premature ejaculation" were still in my Google toolbar... LifeSux...

Mon 18 Aug 2008 by Axel | category : Boyz & Girlz | 0 comments | permalink |
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I had just come from a workshop and was applying for a job at the local Office of Education. As I walked down the hall a gentleman smiled at me, “Hi, Barbara.” he said. I absolutely couldn’t place him. A moment later a second man and soon a woman, none of whom I recognized, greeted me with a smile and my first name. I was dumbfounded until I got home, looked in the mirror and realized I had forgotten to take off my very visible badge and name tag. L.S.

Sun 17 Aug 2008 by Hatrack | category : What's left | 0 comments | permalink |
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It was December 31st and my first time visit to Southern California. Everyone else had a date so I proposed accompanying my friend’s little sister to Disneyland for the evening, We left a little after 7 p.m in search of “the short-cut that avoided the centre of L.A.” Instead of the short-cut, the evening took us from Pasadena to Huntington Beach, freeway onto freeway, around and around until when we finally arrived in Anaheim a little before midnight where we were met with a non-illuminated signboard stating : “Disneyland. Closed Mondays”. LifeSux...

Sun 17 Aug 2008 by Hatrack | category : What's left | 0 comments | permalink |
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This morning my girlfriend left me for a guy she met on World of Warcraft... LifeSux...

Fri 08 Aug 2008 by n00bz0r | category : Boyz & Girlz | 0 comments | permalink |
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I had an early afternoon appointment, so I had to eat by myself. I went to McDonald's and sat at one of the outside tables. And it's at that moment that Ronald McDonald showed up with a group of kids on some kind of school trip, pointed at me and said: "Hey children, look at this boy! He has no friends and that's why he's eating alone!"... LifeSux...

Fri 01 Aug 2008 by MacDo | category : What's left | 0 comments | permalink |
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Last week was on my first day as a medical resident and in my first consultation, my very first patient died of shock while I was taking his blood sample... LifeSux...

Thu 31 Jul 2008 by DrHouse | category : Heartbeat | 1 comment | permalink |
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I was slacking at the office with my PSP - playing gently hidden in my cubicle. I was deeply concentrated fighting a FF VII boss and when I finally got him stood up and yelled a big "YOOP" with the PSP pointing up in the sky. My boss and his boss were a couple of meters away... those are going to be harder to beat ... :( LifeSux...

Wed 30 Jul 2008 by Alex | category : What's left | 0 comments | permalink |
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Last night, I was with a buddy on a bridge, about to light up, when we saw two pretty big guys coming towards us too quickly for comfort. Panicked, we threw our 50 USD baggie of pot into the lake... right before realizing it was just two guys in a hurry... LifeSux...

Wed 30 Jul 2008 by herbalist | category : Cash | 1 comment | permalink |
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Last night, while my girlfriend was still sleeping, I decided to read some of her text messages. She had one saved from my best friend, Paul: "See you tonight, gorgeous. I love you." ... LifeSux...

Mon 28 Jul 2008 by Jeremi | category : Boyz & Girlz | 0 comments | permalink |
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This awesome girl asked me out after yesterday's class. I had been gazing at her since last September. My Heart was beating to its max when I was going to say yes, but then she stopped me with a huge laugh when I was about to open the mouth and said "C'mon, I'm joking". LifeSux...

Sun 27 Jul 2008 by Sux | category : Boyz & Girlz | 0 comments | permalink |
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Last night, my girlfriend finally agreed to come overnight, and she was looking great. We had some dinner, took a few drinks, and she walked into the bedroom while I was cleaning up. When I got in there five minutes later, she was already in her pyjamas and fast asleep... Same player shoot again ... LifeSux...

Thu 24 Jul 2008 by Stivy | category : Boyz & Girlz | 0 comments | permalink |
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Yesterday evening, I was at the office late working on a deadline while my stomach worked on the Mexican food I had for lunch. Totally not paying attenction I let one rip, and it's bad, like biological warfare bad, WMD bad. And that's when the cleaning lady decided to say, "hello," because I didn't hear her come in and she was standing right behind me. LifeSux...

Thu 24 Jul 2008 by JimmyB | category : Heartbeat | 0 comments | permalink |
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